FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! I'll never forget what happen this morning. Never in my life.
Having problems waking up in time?
Need more than 30mins lazing on your bed before getting your ass out of bed?
& causing you to oversleep sometimes?
Solve this problem now with Kel Eng! 100% guaranteed to work! It's S-I-M-P-L-E! NO! You dont have to pour water on yourself or anything like it at all.
To prove 100%-ly that it's 100% guaranteed to work, here's a scenerio of what happened.
HARDWORKING Kel was burning midnight oil for his term test but was v v tired alr. Decided to sleep early and resume his morning oil after a few hrs of rest.
But afraid that he wouldnt get up only after his usual routine, lazing for an hr on bed half aslp half awake.
A light bulb shoned on Kel's head and an INTELLIGENT idea strung up to his mind. Followed the idea, search for the medium on the net, upload to his phone and off to bed. Heh, dont anyhow think hor. It's not some hot nude babes or what.
Shut eye lids, after what seemed like 1sec, alarm rang &.................................................
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!! KEL JUMPED OUT OFF HIS BED!
Conclusion: Tested to be proven to be 100% E-F-F-E-C-T-I-V-E. Picture alarms features in sony ericsson. Not sure abt the others.
And I thought this picture wouldnt cause too much of a startle but still.................... my heart skipped a beat & out of me. =(
Need more than 30mins lazing on your bed before getting your ass out of bed?
& causing you to oversleep sometimes?
Solve this problem now with Kel Eng! 100% guaranteed to work! It's S-I-M-P-L-E! NO! You dont have to pour water on yourself or anything like it at all.
To prove 100%-ly that it's 100% guaranteed to work, here's a scenerio of what happened.
HARDWORKING Kel was burning midnight oil for his term test but was v v tired alr. Decided to sleep early and resume his morning oil after a few hrs of rest.
But afraid that he wouldnt get up only after his usual routine, lazing for an hr on bed half aslp half awake.
A light bulb shoned on Kel's head and an INTELLIGENT idea strung up to his mind. Followed the idea, search for the medium on the net, upload to his phone and off to bed. Heh, dont anyhow think hor. It's not some hot nude babes or what.
Shut eye lids, after what seemed like 1sec, alarm rang &.................................................
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FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!!! KEL JUMPED OUT OFF HIS BED!
Conclusion: Tested to be proven to be 100% E-F-F-E-C-T-I-V-E. Picture alarms features in sony ericsson. Not sure abt the others.
And I thought this picture wouldnt cause too much of a startle but still.................... my heart skipped a beat & out of me. =(
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